DREAM DIARY ~*

Last night I had a dream where a bunch of people came to my dream-restaurant to chill with me and one of them was Brian Posehn. I had had a couple of beers with these people and eventually made the mistake of pointing that most of his roles are near-identical, in effect calling him a one-trick pony. In the aftershock he transformed into to some anonymous hot chick but was obviously so pissed with me I didn’t have a chance at this point.
To be fair Brian and I got off on the wrong foot because the first time I noticed him he was eating an entire wrapped package of Velveeta slices and I yelled “Who said Patton could eat all my cheese!” and everyone caught my blunder immediately.
Oh yeah, Patton Oswalt was also there. But he didn’t turn into any girls.

Dance the Ghost with Me

Fuck yes, canedancing in a factory like nobody's biz.

This vid tastes so good.